Catch Aldo Marachlian live on cruise ships and on land. Check out the full schedule below – and come see why his comedy is politely offensive and definitely unforgettable.
March 2026
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Mar 10–13 — Carnival Legend
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- Mar 18 — Corporate Gig, South Carolina
- Mar 20- Connect Lounge 32-16 Steinway St Astoria NY
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- Mar 25–29 — Carnival Liberty
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- Mar 29–Apr 2 — Carnival Liberty
April 2026
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- Apr 2— Carnival Liberty
- Apr 4 –The District Sports Lounge 15 Railroad Ave Middletown NY
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- Apr 12–13 — Carnival Conquest
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- Apr 26–30 — Carnival Conquest
May 2026
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- May 4–9 — Carnival Freedom
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- May 21–25 — Carnival Paradise
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- May 28–Jun 4 — Carnival Luminosa
June 2026
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- Jun 8–12 — Carnival Conquest
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- Jun 12–15 — Carnival Conquest
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- Jun 19–24 — Carnival Legend
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- J un 25–29 — Carnival Paradise
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- Jun 29–Jul 3 — Carnival Conquest
July 2026
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- Jul 3–6 — Carnival Conquest
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- Jul 9–16 — Carnival Luminosa
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- Jul 16–20 — Carnival Luminosa
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- Jul 22–25 — Carnival Magic
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- Jul 25–29 — Carnival Magic
August 2026
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- Aug 3–8 — Carnival Elation
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- Aug 8–13 — Carnival Elation
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- Aug 20–23 — Carnival Sunshine
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- Aug 23–27 — Carnival Sunshine
September 2026
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- Sep 5–9 — Carnival Vista
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- Sep 9–14 — Carnival Vista
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- Sep 21–25 — Carnival Conquest
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- Sep 26–29 — Carnival Conquest
October 2026
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- Oct 3–8 — Carnival Elation
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- Oct 8–12 — Carnival Elation
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- Oct 14–17 — Carnival Magic
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- Oct 20–26 — Carnival Freedom
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- Oct 26–30 — Carnival Freedom
November 2026
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- Nov 4–8 — Carnival Magic
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- Nov 8–11 — Carnival Magic
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- Nov 14–19 — Carnival Elation
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- Nov 20–23 — Carnival Conquest
December 2026
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- Dec 4–7 — Carnival Conquest
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- Dec 7–12 — Carnival Sunrise
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- Dec 12–17 — Carnival Sunrise
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- Dec 20–27 — Norwegian Dawn
Want to book Aldo for your club, theater, or next cruise?
Email aldolaugh@gmail.com or visit the Contact page.