Catch Aldo Marachlian live on cruise ships and on land. Check out the full schedule below – and come see why his comedy is politely offensive and definitely unforgettable.
November 2025
- Nov 29 — Poconos Cinema & Cultural Center – East Stroudsburg, PA
December 2025
- 🛳️ Dec 4–7 — Carnival Conquest
- 🛳️ Dec 7–12 — Carnival Sunrise
- 🛳️ Dec 12–17 — Carnival Sunrise
- 🛳️ Dec 20–27 — Norwegian Dawn
January 2026
- 🛳️ Jan 1–5 — Carnival Elation
- 🛳️ Jan 10–15 — Carnival Sunrise
- 🛳️ Jan 15–19 — Carnival Sunrise
- 🛳️ Jan 22–26 — Carnival Firenze
February 2026
- 🛳️ Feb 2–7 — Carnival Radiance
- 🛳️ Feb 13–17 — Norwegian Gem
- 🛳️ Feb 23–27 — Carnival Conquest
March 2026
- 🛳️ Mar 10–13 — Carnival Legend
- Mar 18 — Corporate Gig, South Carolina
- 🛳️ Mar 25–29 — Carnival Liberty
- 🛳️ Mar 29–Apr 2 — Carnival Liberty
April 2026
- 🛳️ Apr 1–4 — Carnival Liberty
- 🛳️ Apr 12–13 — Carnival Conquest
- 🛳️ Apr 26–30 — Carnival Conquest
May 2026
- 🛳️ May 4–9 — Carnival Freedom
- 🛳️ May 21–25 — Carnival Paradise
- 🛳️ May 28–Jun 4 — Carnival Luminosa
June 2026
- 🛳️ Jun 8–12 — Carnival Conquest
- 🛳️ Jun 12–15 — Carnival Conquest
- 🛳️ Jun 19–24 — Carnival Legend
- J🛳️ un 25–29 — Carnival Paradise
- 🛳️ Jun 29–Jul 3 — Carnival Conquest
July 2026
- 🛳️ Jul 3–6 — Carnival Conquest
- 🛳️ Jul 9–16 — Carnival Luminosa
- 🛳️ Jul 16–20 — Carnival Luminosa
- 🛳️ Jul 22–25 — Carnival Magic
- 🛳️ Jul 25–29 — Carnival Magic
August 2026
- 🛳️ Aug 3–8 — Carnival Elation
- 🛳️ Aug 8–13 — Carnival Elation
- 🛳️ Aug 20–23 — Carnival Sunshine
- 🛳️ Aug 23–27 — Carnival Sunshine
September 2026
- 🛳️ Sep 5–9 — Carnival Vista
- 🛳️ Sep 9–14 — Carnival Vista
- 🛳️ Sep 21–25 — Carnival Conquest
- 🛳️ Sep 26–29 — Carnival Conquest
October 2026
- 🛳️ Oct 3–8 — Carnival Elation
- 🛳️ Oct 8–12 — Carnival Elation
- 🛳️ Oct 14–17 — Carnival Magic
- 🛳️ Oct 20–26 — Carnival Freedom
- 🛳️ Oct 26–30 — Carnival Freedom
November 2026
- 🛳️ Nov 4–8 — Carnival Magic
- 🛳️ Nov 8–11 — Carnival Magic
- 🛳️ Nov 14–19 — Carnival Elation
- 🛳️ Nov 20–23 — Carnival Conquest
December 2026
- 🛳️ Dec 4–7 — Carnival Conquest
- 🛳️ Dec 7–12 — Carnival Sunrise
- 🛳️ Dec 12–17 — Carnival Sunrise
- 🛳️ Dec 20–27 — Norwegian Dawn
Want to book Aldo for your club, theater, or next cruise?
Email aldolaugh@gmail.com or visit the Contact page.